Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Healthcare Joke

The difference between Canada and the Soviet Union:

Soviet Union:

A young lady wants to buy a car. The dealer tells her that she will get it in about two years.

She asks "What day?"

The doctor says: "Monday, May 21st, 2008, 4PM."

She says: "That's going to be a problem"

Doc: "Why?"

OLady: "The plumber is coming in at that time."

Canada:

An old lady talks on the phone to a hospital for a hip replacement. The doctor tells her that she can get it in two years.

She asks "what day?"

The doctor says: "Monday, May 21st, 2008, 4PM"

She says: "That's going to be a problem"

Doc: "Why?"

Old Lady: "That's when I have my cataract surgery appointment."

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